btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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