I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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