I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
she told me i tasted like america
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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