is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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