i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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