when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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