he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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