Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We talked him into tasing himself.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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