nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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