Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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