was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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