I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
PS: I just woke up from my shower
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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