do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've blown a few things in my day
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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