You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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