Got a toothbrush?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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