My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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