I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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