Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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