Umm I'm too high to move.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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