what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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