On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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