i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Ladies don't puke and tell
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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