I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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