He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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