Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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