Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
the liver wants what the liver wants
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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