i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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