I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Porn is love you can see.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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