Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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