I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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