Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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