Your face is a jimmy john
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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