do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
So squirting runs in the family.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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