Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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