is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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