are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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