No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
