called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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