In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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