By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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