I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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