wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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