shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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