: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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