How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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