just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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