hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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