Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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