Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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