College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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