dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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