I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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