I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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