Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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